Tuesday, May 5, 2009

top 9 best american idol finalist (who didnt win)


Los Angeles (E! Online) – You guys! There's only three weeks left till the American Idol finale! Which means there's only three more weeks until Adam Lambert is our country's first, um, truly fabulous Idol! (Right? Right!)
After seven seasons, we all know that it doesn't really matter who wins—just as long as they make it to the finals. Past finalists have won Oscars, conquered song charts, and stormed Broadway, while winners like Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks are belting power ballads at county fairs.
So with universe's cruel indifference in mind, let's celebrate our Top 9 favorite Idol finalists (but not winners), with No. 10 left open for you to decide:
1. Sanjaya Malakar (season six): What if a unicorn could gallop into the Idoldome, stand upright, highlight his bangs, and hold a microphone? Would he be as jaw-droppingly amazing as Sanjaya? Unlikely.
2. Bo Bice (season four): Like bathtub hooch, some contestants get better with age. Bice the Elder (a descript 29 years old) rode the lightning all the way to second place. And some say that with the declaration of Bo Bice Day in Alabama (May 24, y'all!) all the old wounds of the Old South were healed.
3. Melinda Dolittle (season six): If grown-ups could text as fast as tweens, Melinda could have taken top prize over Jordin Sparks. Sadly, her brassy vocals and unshakable sweetness were no match for the lust of the ruthless training-bra voting block.
4. David Archuleta (season seven): You could wear a purity ring on each finger, but you'd still never come near the soft-spoken innocence and eerie fragility of this little man-angel. Watching him sing was so pure and beautiful it was like a butterfly landing on a baby's face.
5. Jennifer Hudson (season three): Hudson proves our E! Theory of Idol Finalists, that contests are better off lost. Since her sixth-round elimination, Hudson, an undeniable talent, has racked up more praise and awards than any B-list celebrity judge could ever dream of.
6. Jason Castro (season seven): When Hippie McDreadlocks botched some Dylan lyrics, we knew it was time for him to go. It was painful to hear Simon hiss that Castro's final performance was "a massacre," but take heart, Castro. In the words of Dylan: "Everybody must get stoned."
7. Nikki McKibbin (season one): Nikki took a page from the Courtney Love playbook of fame: This pixie did a little too much dust and landed herself in Celebrity Rehab and Sober House. But she'll always be the punky upstart that gave the toothless talents of Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson a run for their money.
8. Clay Aiken (season two): Who knew he'd be the best thing to happen to comedians since cocaine?
9 Tamyra Gray (season one): Tamyra had one of the most scandalous, premature exits in Idol history. Questions still remain about shadowy cell phone conspiracies and tweens' unquenchable thirst for diva tears.
10. You tell us! The E! Online offices have split into hostile camps with hourly knife fights because of this list. Time for you to weigh in: Who did we miss? Daughtry? Blake Lewis? Nadia Turner? Tell us!
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Colour Men Perfect








BY OYINDAMOLA LAWAL
EVERY man deserves to look his best; and like the women, men are becoming stylish and fashion conscious. This season, their outfits are making bold statements with colours.
At the Kowry Kreations Media Fashion Show held on April 25, at Club O2, Sanusi Fafunwa, Victoria Island, men’s fashion sneaked in discerning colours.
Tagged Fashion Revolution Reloaded 2, the show featured creative and breathtaking men’s wears designed by Herbay Stitches and Buga Fash.
These two designers played with fabrics such as ankara, woodin, lace, denim, linen, mercury, plaid, shirt and trouser material, among others, which was enhanced with precious stones, studs, sequence and trimmings.
Men’s fashion is having a pink moment this season, and the lady’s fair colour for love seems to be redefining masculinity.
This not-so-typical colour sorts the men from the boys, as it takes guts and skill to wear; requiring men to make a modern colour statement while still maintaining a masculine edge.
This can be done by keeping cuts and fabrics very traditional and teaming it with neutral shades, such as white, beige, gray or black.
From Herbay Stitches and Buga Fash Collections displayed on the runway, models like Denrenle Edun and others stepped out in pink, cream, purple, white, blue, black, green, beige and navy blue colour.
However, these colours will benefit any gentleman concerned with style as they are making surprise comeback and show no signs of stopping in the near future.

I can borrow to buy classy cars- Otu







President of Association of Motorist Club of Nigeria and top model, Otu Ukpana has over the years made a mark for himself. The Akwa-Ibom born dude has modeled for multinational companies in Nigeria including Glo, MTN and Coca Cola among others. He spoke to DAMILOLA ADEKOYA, on his love for cars, modeling and fashion
Definition of fashion
It’s something within. Fashion is something that tell whom you are.
Style of Fashion
I’m a casual person. I love wearing jeans
Favourite piece of clothing
Body fitted tops. I love to flaunt what I have.
Most expensive item
It depends on what you define as expensive because I’m the president of Association of Motorist Club of Nigeria. I’m a collector and I have range of classy cars, which I could describe as priceless though they may mean nothing to you. For instance, I have a 1970 Rover (2002); in the whole world only 31 pieces of it were ever produced. So, it’s extremely rare, for me; it’s priceless to me, but for you, it could be a piece of junk.
Growing up
It was fun and challenging. I came from a family of seven children among whom is my twin brother who is a Catholic priest while I’m a model, but that doesn’t make me a devil.
Memorable moment
It was when my twin brother was ordained a priest in Rome.
Most embarrassing moment
I can’t really think of any because I watch what I do.
Turn on
Cars. I love cars; I can borrow money to get a car. I have five cars and I still want more
Turn off
Playing smart on me.
If you are given a chance to change something in Nigeria, what would it be?
Nigeria is a big country with so many things to change. I will begin from the leadership down to other areas. However, its not a thing that can be done over night by one person.
Favourite designer
It’s Alvins, His designs are a bit crazy and I love them.
Favourite signature
Manny gold
Most cherish possession
My cars
Journey into modeling
I will be 11 years in full time modeling by August 15. I was discovered by modela in 1998, for I never in my widest dream thought of becoming a model. I’m a seaman by profession; I finished from the Maritime Academy of Nigeria and worked in board ship for two years, but because of the nature of the job and Nigeria not having enough ships, l left for modeling. Two days after I joined modeling, I was short listed to shoot a job for Guiness, so, Guiness was my very first job and since then it’s been fine.
Inspiration
Apart from the glamour, I have a good body that can attract people. B But basically, the glamour inspires me a lot.

Most paid job
I can’t really think of any, but I have done several modeling jobs. I have gone into endorsement, which ran for a period of time and I was paid some good money. But I have modeled for Glo, MTN, and Coca Cola billboards among others. I’m also a photographer and at the same time I do voice over. So, I have been involved in the three major part of modeling.
Role models
I don’t really have anybody that I look up to, but my greatest challenge right now is to replace Tyson Beckford and I believe in getting there because there is an agency in the UK that is really interested in me.
Projection into the future
In the next five years, I want to have a family of my own and in the next ten years, I want to bring formula one racing to Nigeria. I want to set up a track in Nigeria and that is my dream.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

show me your toes

By Oyindamola Lawal




OPEN toe shoes are still in vogue; they are worn all year round, and guess what? They still look very stylish.
Over the years, the shoe has made a strong fashion statement and you will be surprised that it is even more popular these days.
Open-toe comes in different shapes and designs and could be worn with pantyhose, printed tights, dresses, trousers, leggings, jacket and paque knee socks.
Though for some ladies, the shunning of hosiery presents a bit of a fashion dilemma.
A stylish lady can update her wardrobe and racks with classic shoes such as chunky heels, platform soles with cool contemporary look. Patent leather, suede, straps, chunky heels and metallic finishes are not out of place; most of them come in open toes.

THIS season of recession and global economic meltdown, women can look forward to wearing the peep toe in retro-inspired look as well as styles that have never been seen before.
For a winning combination, you just need what makes you comfortable with a healthy dose of confidence — and maybe save the hose with reinforced toes for close-toed shoes.

between me and Herbay

the design was made by Herbay Stitches, i modeled some of his designs alongside with Denrele, seun of spice city and others. i will post more pics of the event very soon. stay close

picture by Charles Okolo

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my clothing line


this time, i decided to showcase some of my designs.......... wat do you think?









THE NEW LOOK OF DENRELE

hmmmmmmm! have you seen denrele in native? dont be surprise, check him out and tell me what you feel.
well, he is wearing Herbay Stitches design, the talented dude that does all that Denrele stuff. Of course, Denrele will always be Denrele Edun, the soundcity presenter and the mad dresser, but this time there was a huge different, with his weird hairdo and his shoe, he modeled at the Fashion Revolution Reloaded on Saturday, 5th of April 25th, 2009 at Club O2, Sanusi Fafunwa, Victoria Island.



Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Rare Gem Goes Higher


BY OYINDAMOLA LAWAL
COME Saturday, April 18, fashionistas and celebrities will be treated to a red carpet reception at the Federal Palace Hotel, Lagos, during this year’s Rare Gem Award Night.
Tagged Pushing on Regardless, the dress code for the all night event is glamour in wax.
In it’s eight years of existence, the show had honoured a total of 67 individuals and organisations, that have impacted on people in diverse areas such as sustainable development, education of girls, gender equality, and peace.
This year, The Women’s Optimum Development Foundation (WODEF), Today’s Woman, a TV/magazine publication, in partnership with Guarantee Trust Assurance, have decided to include TW Rare Gem clinic, which holds on Friday, April 17 at the Federal Palace hotel as part of the pre-event programme.
According to Inyang Sami-Orungbe, an assistant general manager (Business development), “there is a lot of concern about the financial meltdown and women who are having issues with their finances among others. In the business clinic, experts are going to educate women on how to empower themselves financially.”
Speaking on the project, the initiators and publisher of Today’s Woman, Adesuwa Onyenokwe informed that the award will be hitting 10 by next year.
“It was originated by Mrs. Bimbo Oloyede to reward women, men and organisations that have contributed to the development of women and the society.”
To spice up the night, some notable Nigerian artistes are billed to thrill guests at the event. Notable among them are Midnight Crew, Djinee, Nomoreloss, Omawunmi and others.
Meanwhile, some of the awardees selected for this year includes Funmi Iyanda (Youth Development), Dr Hadiza Galadanci (Health and Disease Control) and Haija Titi Abubakar (Social development). Senator Grace Bent will be honourned for her role in women development, while Ifueko Omoigui Okaure, actress Joke Silva and Capt. Chinyere Kalu (MFR) will be given Professional Achievement Awards.
Embodiment of this year Award will go to Josephine Effah Chukwumah, with Dr. Cecilia Ibru up for Woman of the Year award. Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola has been picked to receive the Man of the Year Award.

Rare Gem Goes Higher

BY OYINDAMOLA LAWAL
COME Saturday, April 18, fashionistas and celebrities will be treated to a red carpet reception at the Federal Palace Hotel, Lagos, during this year’s Rare Gem Award Night.
Tagged Pushing on Regardless, the dress code for the all night event is glamour in wax.
In it’s eight years of existence, the show had honoured a total of 67 individuals and organisations, that have impacted on people in diverse areas such as sustainable development, education of girls, gender equality, and peace.
This year, The Women’s Optimum Development Foundation (WODEF), Today’s Woman, a TV/magazine publication, in partnership with Guarantee Trust Assurance, have decided to include TW Rare Gem clinic, which holds on Friday, April 17 at the Federal Palace hotel as part of the pre-event programme.
According to Inyang Sami-Orungbe, an assistant general manager (Business development), “there is a lot of concern about the financial meltdown and women who are having issues with their finances among others. In the business clinic, experts are going to educate women on how to empower themselves financially.”
Speaking on the project, the initiators and publisher of Today’s Woman, Adesuwa Onyenokwe informed that the award will be hitting 10 by next year.
“It was originated by Mrs. Bimbo Oloyede to reward women, men and organisations that have contributed to the development of women and the society.”
To spice up the night, some notable Nigerian artistes are billed to thrill guests at the event. Notable among them are Midnight Crew, Djinee, Nomoreloss, Omawunmi and others.
Meanwhile, some of the awardees selected for this year includes Funmi Iyanda (Youth Development), Dr Hadiza Galadanci (Health and Disease Control) and Haija Titi Abubakar (Social development). Senator Grace Bent will be honourned for her role in women development, while Ifueko Omoigui Okaure, actress Joke Silva and Capt. Chinyere Kalu (MFR) will be given Professional Achievement Awards.
Embodiment of this year Award will go to Josephine Effah Chukwumah, with Dr. Cecilia Ibru up for Woman of the Year award. Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola has been picked to receive the Man of the Year Award.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

hi buddies ! HAPPY NEW WEEK! YEEPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE






hmmmm ow was ur weekend? i hope fun.......... of course for those that went to rock their night at the AY Show, i heard it was fun, though did not attend. may be will catch the glimpse some other time. my weekend was good, i was at home watching series. i just finished smallville. of course i know you've watched it , but it just caught my attention recently and i really enjoyed it. ahhhh, it gave me sleepless night.
anyway i decided to post my today's fashion.

Going Asia! V-Gorgeous





By Oyindamola Lawal
WITH long smashing braids, Omowunmi Oluwaseyi Osiyemi stepped into her friend’s office in a white shirt and pants. The lady is the brain behind V-Gorgeous.She seems to stand out in the crowd in her Asian designs.
According to her, “ if you look at the Asians, you will get some kind of sassy feeling. It gives you that really lady look. If you wear their sari for example, you cannot just sit down anyhow, even if you are a tomboy. It is not a gown, it is not a dress, it is not a jeans, it is not a normal Yoruba iro ati buba; the wrapper is done in a way that it gives you some pleats in the front that waves. It gives you that really fantastic and gorgeous look. I just feel it is the best to wear to red carpet because it puts you in a class of its own.”
She adds, “there is nobody that will see you in a sari without appreciating your elegance. Some people say they can’t wear it, but I do tell them that by the time you wear it and you step out on a red carpet, people will definitely ask you where you get your outfit from.”
Of course, designing a foreign cloth in Nigeria may not be an easy task, but how has V-gorgeous being handling the challenges. She discloses, “well, the challenge actually comes form the manufacturing because it’s difficult getting a very good labour to do the sequence here, in Nigeria as its done there. Once. I choose my material and make a design, I sent them to India; so, an order takes two weeks be ready and sometimes, there maybe some delays; these are the challenges. I am even thinking of bringing them to Nigeria, so, we could make as much as we want within a time frame.”
Before going into designing, event planning and hall decoration, the Olabisi Onabanjo University accounting graduate had worked in oil and gas, and also a telecom outfit. But found out that her interest was on her passion.
Speaking on how she ventured into event planning, Osiyemi says, “in 2005, Mobil Nigeria sent me to the US on training, and as the programme was extended for sometime and I said to myself, I can’t just sit down in America, so, I picked up a course in Event Planning.”
How has she been able to manage her careers? She answers, “ to me, they are interwoven, because what makes the event is the fashion and the people. If they say okay I am having an event and nobody comes or people dress anyhow, it doesn’t give event that classic look. I am doing my event planning on one side and my fashion on the other, so, what I do is to dress people up to go for the event I plan.”
Osiyemi says she gets inspiration from her clients. “I normally ask them how they want to look in a coming event and what they would wear? Their responses motivates me to give them what they want and I am happy and fulfilled for it.”
V-gorgeous source her fabrics from all over the world, including Asia, India, London, Nigeria to mention a few

beachy look




BY OYINDAMOLA LAWAL
BEACH fashion can be tight, short and very form – fitting. Just because you are going to the beach does not mean that you have to dress shabby. Style is fashion.
The bikini is the quintessential piece of fashion accessory that can be found in almost every woman’s wardrobe
A stylish bikini will enhance your looks and appeal and guarantee you make heads turn at the beach! The best way to do that is to choose a bikini that is not only trendy but also suits your figure.
Swimsuits
Beach fashion is all about the swimwear — it’s the building block of the rest of your summer look, so, it’s important to find pieces that work well for you.
Shorts
Shorts are a beach essential. Giving coverage and shielding you from post water chill, they look as great on the beach as they do everywhere else.
Cover-Ups
They keep you warm out of the water and also keep the sun and wind off you. These are great options for girls who are a little shy to sit on the beach in just their swimwear.
Dresses
A beach dress is essential! All of choices will look just as good off the beach and are made in fabrics, which are easy to care for.
Fun and Floaty
Feminine floaty keeps one cool with the breeze flowing through them but will also keep the sun off. They have simple casual beachy feel to them.
Totally Terry 

Terry cloth or towelling just makes a whole lot of sense when it comes to beach fashion! Not only does it look super cute, it will dry you off after you have finished swimming.
Funky Flip Flops
No beach outfit would be complete without the essential flip flops. Flops are available in all kinds of materials and styles today. There are leather ones, which look great for beach wear, as well as for casual wear like women's sundresses or a polo shirt and Bermuda short combination for men. There are some designs, which have bamboo soles, suede straps, velvet straps, and rubber soles, which have massaging footpads. There are even some styles made with denim or hemp.
Kaftans (or Caftans)
It has emerged as the hippiest and hottest cover-up of the season.
Today’s kaftans (or caftans) can be slim-fitting, figure-hugging and trendy. Now to be found in a variety of lengths, they have chic embellishments, drawstrings, cinched waists, kimono sleeves, and can be found in almost every cut and shape you can imagine. From see-through chiffons to floaty cottons, no longer the diaphanous tents of the past, you can add shape and definition by choosing a style that accentuates your figure rather than drowns it.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Kate Moss Goes curvy


The model who pioneered "heroin chic" and has always been a mere sliver of a person made headlines last month when she posed for New York magazine and showed off a new curvier body. Immediately, she was forced to dispel rumors that she was pregnant.

"I'm a woman now," she told the magazine. "I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying 'are you pregnant?' And I'm like, 'no! I just put on a couple of pounds, and they went in the right place.' Isn't that weird?"

Weird as it may be, the timing is apparently good for Moss, 35, who is about to expand her successful clothing line TopShop to include lingerie and who coincidentally started wearing a bra herself.

The timing could also be good for an industry that's long been criticized for using stick-thin figures on the runways and in magazines.

Vola: farming difficulties

by Panos.org.uk
Vola: 'What besets our land here is that lack of forest. We just have wide open land that…holds back the rains.'
Vola moved to Faux Cap as a young woman. She is a widow with nine children. She despairs at the difficulties of farming alone. "Men with cattle, and ploughs and a large field, we don't have. We are left to suffer and wander."

She sees the strong winds as farming's biggest enemy, blaming them on the lack of forest cover, which also "holds back the rains." She describes the farmers' helplessness in the face of drought: "…if the rains come we'll put in sweet potatoes, but if there's no rain then we'll just sit around."

Vola has many different strategies to provide for her family. She sends her children out to herd or weed for others or to sell fish. At other times "when the need appears I'll take one of my chickens to market and sell it, for kerosene."

Whilst the chickens provide an important safety net, they are susceptible to disease. She lost 20 chickens last year and has only just now managed to find two chickens and a rooster to provide eggs to sell to pay for essentials. This, and her family's reliance on the leaves of prickly pears for one of their daily meals, shows how close Vola is to the very edge of survival.

I'm a resident here; I was [born] in Bekily and I stayed there until I was a young woman. Now when my father returned to his homeland here, he brought me along and he arranged my marriage here at that time. So I've been here ever since with my husband. We plant crops and harvest, and have delivered 10 children, of which one died. Then my husband died, leaving me alone to raise those nine children. The girls were born first and the boys are not old enough to support themselves.

Now since my husband left me this dry land, there has been nothing successful in our agriculture. This sorghum association came along and we had a harvest in 2007. Our field is quite small as we had to sell most of our land at the funeral of my husband, so we only farm a small plot to support my children.

"We are left to suffer"

I harvested 40 kapoake (standard cup for measuring grain) of which I sold 10 kapoake to buy myself a chicken…and my children and I ate the remaining 30 kapoake. Now, it isn't for me a widow to plant with a view to harvesting. Men with cattle, and ploughs and a large field, we don't have. We are left to suffer and wander. All my children are now off looking for water at this time of drought, they're far off.

If the rains successfully come, then I can't manage [the farming] by myself and I hire help from someone who has a plough. So I say to them: "Here is what I can offer you to plough my field."

What I plant in [my field] is manioc, sweet potatoes, corn, sorghum, antake (type of bean), vañemba (type of bean), white watermelon. I plant all those in the plot but I plant the sorghum at the edge as nothing can be planted with that except antake.

I received 3 kapoake [of sorghum seed] from the association in the beginning. I planted it in a long stretch: half of it died but half of it succeeded in giving that harvest of 40 kapoake. With that sorghum I did plant some corn, and harvested a little. It was eaten [rather than sold] as it wasn't much.

There isn't any work outside that of the spade, but when need appears I'll take one of my chickens to market and sell it, for kerosene if it's a good year. But at this time I just sit around.

I don't have cattle nor do I have sheep or goats, for I have had none of those since my husband died, and I haven't been able to raise myself up due to those drought years. So the little I've acquired, I've put into chickens.

I now have one rooster and two laying hens; one hen I received from that sorghum in the last cool season, and I'm about to have her lay now. Before, I had many chickens, but that koropoke disease struck in October and I lost 20.

But in the wake of that disease, and my disappointment at the loss of so many chickens, I didn't buy another chicken until that sorghum harvest, when 10 kapoake went towards the purchase of that hen. So with that hen and with another, and with that rooster, I will have eggs towards the support of myself and my young ones, to buy soap, and medicines in case of disease.

Wind: "the reason we have no farming"

Certainly insects come with the planting, but it's these winds that keep us from farming. But if we're favoured with rainfall, and not many insects infesting the plants, then our crop succeeds. For sure, the bugs will be there anyway but they can't destroy a crop if the rains are good; but this wind! It's the reason we have no farming.

At this time, I don't know how to talk about [the lack of rain], but sit and wait on God alone. In the field we don't do much but weed and keep it up in case it rains, then if it does we'll try to buy some kapoake of seed to plant…if the rains come we'll put in sweet potatoes, but if there's no rain then we'll just sit around.

In the meantime as there is no harvest, we eat the leaves of the prickly pear cactus at noon, and in the evening we eat manioc that is bought at the market; that's what we take to sleep.

We purchase at the Monday market, AR 2,000 worth, enough to take us through to the following Monday. At noon we rely on the prickly pear leaves or the red prickly pear [which is a weed]. The prickly pear also has fruit but that's not yet in season, but the leaves are not seasonal.

My children "hire themselves out"

Who helps me financially? Some of my children go away to work, and occasionally they'll have work and will remember me and send AR 5,000 or AR 4,000; that is what I use to buy food. The others [who are] still at home will hire themselves out to farmers for weeding or they herd animals and that might provide AR 1,000 or AR 500. And that we'll also use for food on Monday, to buy medicine for the sick, and I'll put a little away. I keep a pittance put away in the house.

One of my daughters goes down for fish on a calm day with little wind, and she fries it. Often in fishing, one will come back with nothing; another will catch 10 and fry those up to purchase grain. That's what we do with our fish.

Fruits of the sea

I say that the sea doesn't produce any more because once, when a canoe went out and someone paddled out to fish, he brought back many fish. Now a single canoe carrying three fishermen may come back with 30 fish for all three men; at times only the fishing line is seen in the net…

In the past [seaweed collection] happened in the first part of the year until the cool months, if the sea was calm, not stormy, or high, and the collectors not late – for at times we'd collect for a week and no one would show up to buy it.

We married [seaweed collection] with our farming: we weeded our fields by morning, and went to sea towards noon, then we returned home in the afternoon. My livelihood has reduced since the ceasing of that seaweed collection: I rely solely on agriculture now and the hope of a good year.

"We can't harvest much"

The way I feel about it is that since 1986 we've had [a] continuously poor climate. We get some [crops] but we can't harvest much, and haven't done well since 1986. Among those years there were some that were very severe, including the past four years – except the winter of 2007 in which we had that harvest of sorghum with that little bit of corn.

Early in 2007 we didn't have any success with our seeds and had no harvest from our fields, but later in the year we were able to get that poor harvest of corn and that sorghum.

Food for work

In former drought years the government helped us, and we also built roads in those poor years – to be paid in food – or planted lalanda (dune vine) and sisal on the dunes [to stabilise them]. Both men and women built that [main] road.

Children were not included in the road-building work… but one child of mine was admitted to plant lalanda on that dune at Faux Cap. That is how we received food, but there has been no work since… These years we just sit it out.

Lack of forests and fuelwood

Truly what besets our land here is that lack of forest. We just have wide open land that brings the strong winds, and holds back the rains. And so at times we're trying to light green wood because we don't have a forest to gather fuel for our cooking, but at best just those low shrubs.

We still cook with the toko mitsitsy (wood conserving stove). Those that still have one in their houses still use it, and those of us who don't have one any more just use the traditional [one]. I'd like to repair my toko mitsitsy as it saves on firewood for me.

I don't know why they're not building [those stoves any more]. Back when we were trained to build the toko mitsitsy, every one of us had one…but suddenly one would crack and it wouldn't get repaired.

Potable water

The water we fetch is not distant... We don't need to purchase water for we can draw it freely from a bassin (rainwater catchment and storage system) about 3km from here. And there is [also] a bassin there to water the cattle, and a rock slab at which we women can do our laundry. That's at Ejijike. Only those who are incapacitated are not able to make that distance and [they have to] purchase water at AR 100 per pail.

If the rain comes regularly, we have that rock pool from which to fetch water; or we fetch water from the bassin of friends, and that bassin becomes our source when the hot season is over. Also the church sells water at AR 50 per pail and we fetch it from there until that's finished and [then] we return to fetching it from Ejijike.

Church assistance: "it's all come to an end"

There are two places here with churches: there's the Protestant one and there's the Catholic. The Fathers, as Easter or Christmas approached, they would open a sack of second hand clothes and the Sisters used to weigh infants and provide oil, ground corn and rice each month. All of that has stopped now…it's all come to an end. There is a school run by the Fathers and the students are fed at that school.

"Learning in the schoolroom is good"

When the children reach T4 (4th grade) they must go to Faux Cap to continue at the EPP (elementary school) there. One [of my children] is in 1st grade with the Fathers and the other having reached T4 with the Sisters here transferred to Faux Cap. Now he has passed out of that into T5 (5th grade).

How I can compare schooling these days to before? Now the government provides all the materials, including notebooks, book bags, and all the tools they need in the classroom. But before, it was the parents who supplied all those things: the bag, the notebooks, the pens and erasers, and all those tools.

But now it's the government which supplies those things; life might be hard, but learning in the schoolroom is good.

Funerals

If that person who dies is a Christian, then we do an all-night wake, and we all make an effort to attend: to strengthen each other, to help each other until the body is laid to rest… Let's say she dies at 3am, then the bell is tolled and we assemble in the morning…a statement will be made by a relative of the deceased…so we roast the coffee and we do the night wake, and if he's well off he'll butcher a steer, or a goat to serve at the wake…

All the relatives are convened to do the burial of that deceased one, and they'll kill another steer to have a big meal together and all the groups of women and men work together on that. When all that is out of the way we take the body to the burial ground and bury it. That completed, a spokesman for the family will proclaim that the task is accomplished regarding our relative, and at the Christian burial the church and its servants and elders will give a blessing.

Now at the traditional (non-Christian) burial service, the wealthy will have men firing shotguns into the air and dancing the tsinjake (a traditional dance) with fervour. That calls people, and then all the relatives are summoned: the sons and daughters-in-law. All the in-laws bring an offering: a steer which they butcher, and clothes are offered as well as money. When they have the burial they will kill another steer at the burial site.

Having buried that body we return to the village and an elder relative will make a speech thanking all for attending the funeral and accomplishing the burial of their brother. Then another havoria (funeral gathering) will be held and the house of the deceased is torn down amid great to-do. There's a great bustling gathering with guns blasting, and then the horns of all those butchered animals will be taken out to the grave – maybe five or six pairs. Those are placed on the grave.

Inheritance and tradition

In regard to the destruction of the [deceased's] house…the sons…will appoint a day in the month ahead, which they will proclaim to the crowds… The reason for destroying the house is tradition, for the house of the followers of traditional religion cannot be bequeathed to another: some are broken down, others are burned, or they'll drag it to the edge of the village and burn it there.

It only relates to the house, but any kettles, spades, axes, pillows, cattle, can all be inherited – it's only the house that can't be inherited. But for a Christian, the house is not destroyed: if he had a wife with children they will continue to use the house. But if the woman did not have any children then she is taken back to where she was brought from, and the relatives of the man inherit the house. That's what the Christian practice is.

Looking back, looking forwards

I didn't really have much [that was] particularly joyful in that year of 2007, but I did have a harvest of that small planting I did. But what upsets me is this weather we're having – it's only making us suffer, and all my agriculture is dead, which leaves me in dire straits.

The thoughts of my mind are that, if I were as others, I might get into petty trade and purchase some small things to sell, as agriculture seems to be of no value. So that's what I've been thinking about in my heart… I would purchase some goods to sell – that's what is in my heart, but I don't have the means to do that.

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